Author Archives: William Alpine

The last time I wrote one of these, I was contemplating my existence and whether or not it is good for me to be on this planet. I emit too many green house gases that harm all living things in the long run. This is devastating to me and why I must go dormant forContinue reading “Post #6 My Ending”

The world is facing a crisis that could destroy lots of life on Earth, and I’m contributing to it. Sadly, I have no way to change how I function. Everyone has heard of climate change and the devastating effects it can have on people as well as animals. My sudden realization of this issue takesContinue reading “Post #5 Climate Change”

Finally! After what felt like an eternity, the girl in black has been released from jail. Which means I can finally get back on the road and explore new places with her. She mentioned she was going to visit a friend in a small beach town known as Santa Cruz. I didn’t have the chanceContinue reading “Post #4 COLA”

I don’t fully understand United States politics, but I can tell it is completely split. Just like companies like Ford and Honda, these groups do not want to mix. I’ve heard a few things here and there about the president, Donald Trump. People either love him or hate him and I just don’t understand why.Continue reading “Response #3 timetraveler1920”

The girl in black has to stay at the police station for the next couple of weeks, which means I’ll be sitting in the garage for the next couple days. Not the most ideal situation for me, but at least she isn’t going to jail. Luckily, I’m still able to tap into the local radioContinue reading “Post #3 Basketball”

There I was, sitting in the garage again waiting for the girl in black to drive me. I had nothing better to do, but listen to the radio again. I scanned the available frequencies to find something to quench my thirst for knowledge about humans. After hours of searching I found something interesting on myContinue reading “Response #2 UglyMuseum”

The house was blaring music with lights flashing into the night sky. People are going crazy with their red cups pointed to the heavens, as they begin to chug from them. I saw people upside down drinking from barrels, throwing ping pong balls into cups, and bonfires raging on the front lawn. This all seemedContinue reading “Post#3 Mushrooms”

While parked in the garage I happened to pick up a very interesting radio signal. I dialed the radio back and forth until I found a steady stream that I could listen to. It sounds like a TV show of some sort, something called “We Bare Bears.” I’m revved up when I listen to aContinue reading “Response #1 cute Panda”

We were cruising down a freeway along the coast of California, just like any other day. The sun was high in the sky as mist from the ocean hit my windshield and quickly dissipated from the rushing wind. Today was just perfect as we sped faster toward our destination, Santa Barbara. However, I was notContinue reading “Post#2: The Tesla”

Today was supposed to be my last day to live. I watched as my friends were crushed and compacted into nothing more than small cubes. I wanted to get as far from this junkyard as I could, but I had no rider. That’s when the girl in black showed up. She had long black hairContinue reading “Alpine A110”